5. Trying to eat healthy when everything around you is greasy, salty, sweet and so delicious.
4. "Yes, I want to have sex." (2 minutes later). "Nah, I'm not in the mood."
3. "Wow, you're big for 4-1/2 months!" "Aww, you're so tiny for 4-1/2 months!" (make up your mind people).
2. "Oh, you are definitely having a boy/girl. I'm always right about these things." (funny I don't remember asking your opinion, Ms. Sylvia Brown).
and the Number
1. People who you've never even given a hug, feel the need to touch/rub/caress/violate your stomach. (whatever happened to personal space? No, you will not receive good luck by rubbing the ball damn it. Get a grip people!)
I'm sure there will be more to come.